Chatham Hall Prep School

So I get home after a long, annoying day and what do I find on the counter? Boarding school information. For girls, no less. Now, using my extreme process-of-elimination skills, I was able to count out my brothers and my dad. And considering my half-sister-in-law is out of college, I ruled her out. And my mom is obviously not going back to high school. And then there was me, my cat, and my dog. I could obviously eliminate the pets. In conclusion: my father got me boarding school stuff. AS IF I MIGHT WANT TO GO. This is the site:

http://www.chathamhall.com/

Damn.

On the main page, it says, "The question isn't 'Why?' It's 'Why not?'" Um, let me list.

1) Hello, it's bad enough that I have to go to school for 7 hours each day. I DON'T WANT TO LIVE THERE.
2) Expensive, anyone?
3) WHERE ARE THE GUYS?! I cannot have a normal teenage life if there are no boys. Even I must draw the line. Sure, they're obnoxious and annoying, but they also provide comic relief, as well as relief from girls. I swear, sometimes I like guys more than other girls.
4) Again, going to this fancy prep school would seriously prevent me from having a normal childhood.
5) What would I study? Definitely not athletics or horseback, which seem to take of part of their main focus.
6) I don't want to leave my friends.
7) EVERYONE IS PREPPY. They would probably shove me off a cliff.
8) I JUST DON'T WANT TO. >:P

Sure, when I was younger I thought it would be seriously awesome to go to a boarding school with my best friends. And maybe I would go here if EVERYONE came with me. So whaddya say? Dita? Sarykins? Manders? Will you come to the preppy, expensive, boy-free high school with me?

So just kidding.

Anyways, nice to write to all of you. For those in Alabama: isn't school already out? Camp starts in like five days, correct? Alright, I'll say byebye now because I have to finish my algebra homework. Oh, joy oh joy.

~x4x

EDIT: the signature I wrote (x4x) is the name of my gang. It consists of me, Brenda, Kira, Sarah Snyder (just wanted to make sure that the two Sarahs knew who I was talking aboout), and TyTy is our manager. We kill people, rip out their hearts, and hang them on walls. If we get hungry, we might eat them. :)

Because I'm totally that kind of person. *rolls eyes*