• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
• How far can a dog run into the woods?
• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?
• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?
• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?
If someone at least tries to answer one I'll post the answers. Yes, I cheated because I had to look them up. And no, I won't tell you where I got the questions from.
Monday, February 9, 2009
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3 comments:
.Who says he can't?
.Why would he? Creeper.
.Green, I like green.
.2! (I used my awesome logic skills)
.What type of dog is it?
.Obsessed.
.the matches (awesome band)
.Racist.
.Mutilated.
NO! YOU ARE WRONG! Except the fourth one...
• Because he's ALIVE. He's LIVING in the US. Why would you wan to be buried alive?
• A dead man can't get married.
• White because he obviously lives at the north pole. And there's POLAR BEARS. Which are WHITE.
• Yeah, Brenda got it. 2.
• Until the woods run out.
• Anyone can say the score before a game. It's always 0:0. The ganme hasn't started yet.
• Yeah, Brenda got this one too. The matches.
• Because there are more Chinese men.
• Normal. What person has all ten fingers on one hand? Jeez....
HA YOU LOSE!
YUSH!
BOW DOWN TO MY SKILLS!
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