Wahhhh! Ich habe Hunger und Langeweile

Hello my darlings. I'm doing a short blog today. First, STOP WITH THE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! People are kicking me, hitting me with notebooks, and throwing things at me in the halls. WHAT THE HECK?! I dont even know them! Zweit, Konnen Sie mir bitte helfen? Ich habe Hunger. Third, I have no idea. :) I'm bored. Bye.